First up we have the Ed Hardy/Xmas sweater-esque t-shirt and jersey. And the common thread (haha, didn't even mean to use a pun!) of all these items is: WHO WOULD WEAR THIS CRAP? But for this design in particular, who designed this??
and a close-up of the jersey:
|A red and green version would be perfect for an ugly Xmas sweater party|
And remember people, you can get this jersey or shirt at the NHL store! And if you happen to like this style, which means we can't be friends, then you're in luck because there are other equally hideous stuff for women for sale.
So after my head started to hurt from looking at what the NHL thinks women want to wear, I hopped on over to the Team LA Store website because I remembered last year they sold simple t-shirts FOR WOMEN with the Kings logo on the front and a player's name and number on the back. I really wanted a Doughty t-shirt but they never had my size.
I was elated to discover the Team LA Store finally had my size. A charcoal grey soft cotton t-shirt with the crown on the front and "Doughty" & "8" on the back. But when I went to checkout, I discovered the total cost for an effing t-shirt would be almost $50 thanks to taxes and shipping. I'm sorry. I love the Kings and I love Doughty, but I am NOT paying $50 for a simple cotton t-shirt. I might as well go to Old Navy and buy a t-shirt for $3 and find some iron-on letters and a crown and DIY.
|I love this shirt! Just not for $50.|
My day browsing for a new Kings shirt didn't completely end in total failure. I did come across the best t-shirt ever:
|It looks just like him!!!|
I saw this the day after Doughty signed his contract so I thought it was even funnier than it probably actually is. Whoever made it needs to make another version with "I'm worth $56 million, bitches" below his face.